Gethin Lynes fancies himself a writer, a storyteller, a peddler of parables.
He also likes to think of himself as a musician, but he has about as much musical talent as a turnip.
He is a bit of a bastard and likes to have a good rant.
He’s tried this sort of thing before, with about as much success as a root vegetable playing guitar.
He might be deluding himself that this time round will be any better…